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How do we even begin to define the multi-faceted porn we list on our glorious hadafew site? : I'll tell you - we look at it - and we look at it real hard. Pornography, commonly referred to as porn, is, for the most part, a graphic visual or textual depiction of sexual contact between male and female genitalia and/or other bodily extremities; typically a penis penetrates a welcoming orifice causing the hot nude girl, milf, granny, twink, queen, shemale, tranny or whatever to go totally wild for a blowjob or handjob which then leads to a cumshot on their big tits, ass, chest or maybe a messy facial, but in effect it's all a bit different for climaxing women in general and lesbians in particular, also for the gays and ladyboys, because they particularly like anal sex, but all in all it's all very stimulating. Variously described as: too accessible, for the pigeons, better than prozac, best left to the experts :) |
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2009 Emission Statement: Slab here. Welcome to our humble abode, drinkers and non-drinkers alike. These are difficult times. The Credit Crunch is affecting each and every one of us. But I'd like to think that you may derive some comfort from the words of our founder, the celebratedly rat-arsed, elasticatedman. Woooooohoooo. Over to you, eman ... Thanks Slab for that rousing intro. And Hello everybody. It's me - eman. Fuck. Where's my drink Slab? I've lost my drip-feed. It's here, eman. Aha. Thanks Slab. Now, where was I? Ah - yes. Last year I told you that this was art. Literature, even. That we were bringing porn to the aspirational classes. I wasn't wrong. Our demographic remains firmly entwined within the pudenda of the above-average wanker. But we're not just about wankers - we have a growing audience of clit-flickers too. Hello girls. It's now more than 9 years since we uncloaked the hadafew porn-machine. But we're as relevant as ever. More relevant than most. To repeat myself from 2008, we like to think that we are offering some great filth for your viewing pleasure. If you have any comments about our choices, the site in general or the whereabouts of the planet porn, please contact us here or not! Thanks :) Slab - I need a re-fill. And don't spare the absinthe. |
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Porn Site Reviews: A number of specialist review sites now offer "in-depth reviews" of porn sites. In our estimation, the best review a site can have is for us to list it. If we don't like a site, we don't promote it. If ever you think we've listed a crock of shit, let us know and we'll remove the offending site in a heartbeat. There's no escaping the fact that these so-called reviewers list sites which they hope will sell, and their reviews are written with that intent - to make sales. Cynical? Moi? We list sites based on an evolutionary principle. The fittest survive. If we think a site's worth a wank - we list it. Simple as that. If you think we should review our stance on reviews, please contact us here! Thanks :) You're Welcome. |
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This is the fully categorised list "farther down the page" which I mentioned farther up the page! WHAT'S NEW - New Pay, AVS and Free sites added within the last few days (16) CHEAP TRIALS - Pay sites in many niches offering trials for free or at $1 or less (349) AMATEUR - Amateur girls posing solo and amateur couples fucking (130) ANAL SEX - Ass to mouth, multicolored anal beads tastefully deployed in joyous anal sex, ass ramming (228) ANIME - Adult comics, dirty cartoons, adult cartoons, anime babes, adult comics, anime sex, cartoon pornography, free hentai, cartoon sex, free cartoon pornography, anime pornography, sex cartoons (155) ASIAN - Asian models, asian thumbs, busty asians, free asian nudes, asian nudes, asian pussy, asian babes, asian sex, asian girls, asian pornography (129) ASS - Nice round asses, big butts, nice ass, bubble butts, nice butts, butt crack, perfect ass, free ass pics, tits and ass, bare ass (51) AVERAGE GIRLS - Most of the girls in the world are average. This is a homage to these unsung heroines of pornography. (4) BABES - Strictly speaking these are centrefolds. In practice, they are fucking gorgeous chicks. (49) BIG COCKS - You might not believe everything you see in this category. You might feel that liberties have been taken, and that what you are seeing is not real. I get the same feelings when I look at myself in the mirror! (51) BIG NATURAL TITS - In the main these are big natural tits. No air-bags. But the occasional pretender might have bounced through. (279) BISEXUAL - I couldn't be bisexual. I couldn't be arsed with all that doing everything twice stuff. Or have I got it wrong? (73) BLONDES - If you love blondes you'll find that those listed here are gorgeous. (31) BLOWJOBS - I've always thought it strange that the action of a chick sucking on your dick should be called a blow job. (139) BRUNETTES - Someone once said that a brunette is a blonde with darker hair. (21) BUKKAKE - This started in Japan one day when a load of blokes got together and wanked over one woman. I think there might be a shortage of women in Japan. (16) CAMS / WEBCAMS - This is where exhibitionists get to live out their fantasies in front of a live audience consisting of voyeurs who are exploring their fantasies. (13) CELEBRITIES / CELEBS - Pictures of celebrities fucking are a complete no-no, but if you like to see celebrities in the nude ... (21) CHEERLEADERS - Pom pom waving fucking teen chicks with insatiable sexual appetites. (19) CUMSHOTS - Male ejaculation. Mostly over womens' body-parts. It's a typical Saturday night, really. (99) CUNNILINGUS - This is where women get their clits licked and sucked. (9) DILDO - Frustrated chicks stuffing penis-like objects into their twats. Pass the cucumber. (57) DRUNK SEX - Some people worry that this niche is non-consensual. The way I look at it is this - if a chick gets a bloke drunk and takes advantage of him, that's his fault. (26) EBONY - Lovely black chicks getting it on. I wanna be black (song by Lou Reed). (197) EROTIC SEX STORIES - Who wants to read about sex? you ask. Shame on you! Get to the back of the class! Have you never heard of "Lady Chatterley's Lover"? (12) EXHIBITIONISTS - We've all seen them! Or perhaps we haven't. These chicks get drunk, whip off their tops and waggle their tits about. Yeah? (67) FAKE TITS - Big pumped up air bags. Check out these bazookas. (10) FAT GIRLS / BBW - Nothing but gorgeous plump babes. I only list beauties. (121) FEET - Feet. Have you got a thing about feet? Fancy a foot job? Like sucking toes? It's all here. (51) FEMALE EJACULATION / MASTURBATION - Finger lickin good. Stunning pics and movies featuring gushing cunts. (53) FETISH - A very broad canvas, I'll agree. Everything from squidging food to domination and pony girls and - well, you name it. (322) FREE PORN FOR WOMEN - The emphasis is on passionate lovemaking. Real loving sex. Tender eroticism. Plus loads of gorgeous naked hunks with big stiffies. (238) GAY - All things gay are featured here. Gay boy movies and pics. Gay dating. (266) GROUP SEX - Sexual encounters featuring three or more people. (75) HARDCORE - The nitty gritty of pornography. Vanilla fucking and sucking. A bit of this and a bit of that. Totally explicit. No softcore shit. (262) HAIRY / HIRSUTE - As I'm sure you know, hirsute is another word for hairy. Features chicks with hairy twats, bushy underarms, and legs fit for a chimp. At the last count there were no beards or moustaches. But I did spot a hairy arse or two. (57) INTERRACIAL - Black fucks white, white fucks black. A bit like chess. (136) LATINA - Latinas. I love 'em. Chica snatch and all that stuff. (109) LEGS - Imagine the longest, loveliest legs on the planet. And now slide your dick along those smooth, silky thighs and push on up into the warm, wet pussy ... (17) LESBIANS - Are these girls real lesbians? I think most of these girls would be more than happy to suck your cock. But that's the really exciting thing - they're willing to pretend they're lesbians just to turn you on! (510) LINGERIE - Beautiful babes wearing slinky, silky, satin underwear and revealing nightwear. I love sexy lingerie. But my wife says it doesn't suit me ... (24) MILFs - Moms and Mums you'd like to fuck. (54) MISCELLANEOUS - Most link sites don't list this category - mainly because the webmasters can't spell it. A collection of stuff that doesn't fit elsewhere. (19) MOVIES - Download full length movies and clips to drool over at your leisure. (83) MATURE / OLDER WOMEN - Fancy older women? A lot of people do. These old chicks know how to please a man. (199) OUTDOORS - Ever had a fuck outdoors? Everyone should try it at least once. Get the feel for it here. (12) PANTIES - Do you like the smell of used panties? This shit's for you. (93) PANTYHOSE - Mostly features gorgeous women, their beautiful legs clad in nylon. But get this. There are pics here of guys with stiffies wearing pantyhose.... (49) PEEING / PISSING - Some girls will pee anywhere. If the sight of a chick wetting her panties makes you want to whack off, then this is for you. (62) PETITE - Petite is another way of saying "small but beautifully formed". Delightful. (21) PORNSTARS - pornstars. Where would we be without these wonderful people? (65) PREGNANT - Let's face it, the opportunities for having sex with pregnant women are severely limited. Enjoy these pics and movies. (41) PUSSY PORN - Cunts. Lots of cunts getting fucked, licked, fingered and sucked. (5) REALITY - The situations may be contrived but the sex is real. Suspend your disbelief, imagine yourself in the protagonist's shoes, and enjoy the ride.Get to it! (170) REDHEADS - Gorgeous girls with red hair and matching pubes. (23) SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS AND DATING - Boy seeks girl, girl seeks girl, boy seeks boy, man seeks woman and so on ... Find lurv online. Get some romance in your pants. (20) SHAVED - Fancy a shaved twat? Stick your tongue between those smooth lips ... (20) SHEMALES - Stunning shemale pornographystars. They've got it all. Big dicks and great tits. (665) SMALL TITS - Lovely chicks with small tits. And big puffy nipples. (37) SMOKING - There's an old joke "Do you smoke after sex?" "I don't know, I've never looked." Most chicks wait until after the act before lighting up. But not all ... (98) SWINGERS - Swingers clubs, swinging couples, swinging wives pictures (4) TEENS - They're 18 and 19 and ready for fucking. A whole category devoted to those two vital years. Go get some! (366) UNIFORMS - Fancy a French Maid? A police woman? A soldier? (20) UPSKIRT - Get your nose up these tight crotches and smell what's on offer. (13) VINTAGE PORN - These are the women your granddad wanked off to. He knew how to enjoy himself! (12) VOYEURS - Don't waste time spying on the neighbours when you can see better stuff here! (33) PLUS FREE ADULT GAMES / SEX GAMES - Free strip poker, strip blackjack, sexy jigsaws LIVE SEX XXX SHOWS - Live sex cams, live sex feeds, xxx live sex shows, live sex chat LIVE 1 ON 1 Sex - Free live nude chat, live sex chat, live sex one on one. You take control. GENTS' TOILET - Penis enlargement, sex drugs, viagra, kiss condoms |
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