| how do we define celebrity pornography? : (noun) "pornography featuring celebrities" would seem to fit the bill. Hahahahahaha. But wait - celebs being what they are, they find themselves controlled by their egos and thus they choose to eschew the attention of mere mortals and instead prefer to have sexual congress with themselves - preferably in the dark. Thus celebrity pornography is mortifyingly unsatisfying, consisting as it does of total blackness and muffled chants of "I'm fucking wonderful, I am. Don't stop!" Variously described as: seriously slutty, what's going down, I'd like to thank my parents :) |