| how do we define drunk sex? : (noun) pornography featuring people who are often too drunk to know which galaxy they're in, let alone whose bed. Yes, we've all been there! Those times when we've chosen to dress up our embarrassing liaisons as momentary lapses of concentration or good taste - "You mean she wasn't really Marilyn Monroe?" or "You mean he wasn't really Robbie Williams' dad?" Sometimes drunken behaviour borders on the idiotic - "When he said I should take a shot on my face I thought he was talking vodka!" Variously described as: the morning after the night before, the night following the morning preceding the drunken morning, beer goggles :) |