| how do we define pregnant pornography? : (noun) pornography featuring pregnant women. It's no good being two week's pregnant - who'd know? Much less, who'd care? Punters deserve and demand proof - and that comes in the shape of a belly bulge. As yet there is no demand for (or known use of) a pregnancy prosthetic - i.e. an artificial implant to make a chick look pregnant when she isn't. Confusion can sometimes arise from bloat caused by lactose intolerance, but that's entirely natural. Variously described as: bursting at the seams, a motherly glow and cock-hungry mouths, not exactly bright :) |