| how do we define upskirt pornography? : (noun) pornography which features an upskirt view of women's thighs, buttocks and panties (if they happen to be wearing any). The first ever upskirt images were produced using the camera obscura, a device dating back to the 11th century which used a pinhole or lens to project an image of the chosen scene (female crotch) onto a viewing surface (male crotch?). Since there were no photographic processes then available the only way to preserve these precious images was to manually trace them onto a suitable material - usually a sheet of paper but occasionally an item of male underwear. The main drawback with the camera obscura was that it took ages to trace the image, often resulting in the target female spotting the enthralled perv behind the camera and fucking off before the work was finished. Variously described as: sneak a peak at prime snatch, check out those thongs, they don't know who's watching :) |
- You're in the store and this chick bends over to take a packet of washing powder from a low shelf and you find yourself looking straight at her smooth snatch. Your first thought is to whip out your cock and slide it in. It's what she wants.